The Millennium Falcon Deflector Shield
This is the sunscreen that converts one’s car windshield into the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon. Deflecting the sun’s rays as a blast shield deflects the particles of recently exploded planets, it instantly deploys without the need for power converters, hyperdrive motivators, or hydro spares. Made from resilient reflective nylon, it depicts the classic “that’s no moon” scene from Star Wars, providing unambiguous clarity for passers-by that one’s car is indeed the “fastest hunk of junk” in the parking lot while subliminally suggesting to would-be thieves that “this is not the car you are looking for.” Price $29.95
