Elephant Camouflage Kit
One of the most expensive items from Amazon is an …. elephant camouflage kit.
Learn from the mammoth mistakes of your past and don’t let a lack of subtlety be your downfall. The Elephant Camouflage Kit uses a patented Clear Blue Sky Disappearing Technology to help you literally vanish into thin air, evading dangerous predators, tourists and boring guests at tea and bun parties. Monsoon-tested waterproof blue and white paint (also available in jungle green). Includes masking tape (40 meters) and it is ideal for eavesdropping on rhinos
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