Macho Tissues
Manly men don’t use standard tissues. If they have a runny nose they either wipe it on their sleeve or reach for one of these extra large, extra strong Macho Tissues. Each box of Macho Tissues contains fifty, 13″ x 7-3/4″ (33 cm x 19.7 cm), 2-ply tissues exclusively designed to withstand the rough and rugged rigors of a manly man.
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